It's a Dogs Life.How simple. Sleep, eat meals that are prepared for me by the master of the house. I don't have to cook, clean up plates & messes.... just eat.
Then after meal time. Sleep. The only question would be where? In the garage on my cot with the fan. (yes, we provide a fan for our dog) Or on the porch basking in the warm sun rays? Aww this time, I'll rest in the soft lush grass under a shade tree and listen to the birds chirp.
After a few hours of this leisure activity, I'll sashay over to the owners son and follow him around a while. He does tend to get into some messes.
Time to drink water. I wish they would put more ice cubes in my water dish. It is 98 degrees outside after all. My only complaint.
My favorite time of the day is when the UPS man comes. He is so scared of me. You should see his eyes widen when I come charging his truck. He gets all jittery and starts throwing dog bones my way. I love dog bones. I'm not going to bite him. But, he doesn't know that. I sure do get a lot of dog bones though. hehehehe
I chase lizards, keep all snakes and unwanted guest away from the house and alert the owners when a deer is near her flowers. I win points on this one.
Yah.. all in all, I'm pretty much a big deal around here.
