Everyone Needs a Friend Like This.

              Everyone needs a friend like this!

                                         I borrowed this from someone... somewhere...

                    1. When you are sad, 

I will jump on the person 
who made you sad, 
like a spider monkey 
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 

2. When you are blue, 

I will try to dislodge 

whatever is choking you. 

3. When you smile, 

I will know you are 

plotting something 

that I must be involved in. 

4. When you're scared, 

we will high tail it out of here. 

 

5. When you are worried, 

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse 

it could be until you 

quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 

6. When you are confused, 

I will use little words. 

7. When you are sick, 

Stay away from me 

until you are well again. 

I don't want whatever you have.... 

8. When you fall, 

I'll pick you up 

and dust you off-- 

After I laugh my rear off!! 

9. This is my oath.... 

I pledge it to the end. 

'Why?' you may ask; 

-- because you are my FRIEND!