Dec. 19,2008
Wow ! Happy Anniversary to me !! Happy Anniversary to me ( and Charlie) HHHHHAAApppy Anniversary to me and Charlie !!!!! Happy anniversary to US !!

We have accomplished 27 years of nothing but marritial bliss ! No worries, stress, all roses and sunshine ! Walking through malls and smiling while watching me get my nails done and never a toe tapping feeling of being rushed. Fresh breath and stylish hair every morning. Never complaining, and always asking... what else can I do to please you oh' Princess of mine.

And I to him... Perfect home cooked meals on the well decorated table, that HGTV would look at and say "ooooo- ahhhhh". Laundry is always fresh and crisp. A dust particle never touches the furniture. The TV, is always programed to ESPN, or a quick zip to FOX News. I a wait his arrivial at the door with sweet tea and slippers in my hand. After dinner, while he is watching TV of his choice with the remote at hand.. I give him a 30 min. neck and shoulder massage. What? you don't believe me?

Let me finish. Along with the 27 years of perfect marrital bliss... There were CHILDREN. Three to be exact. Perfect from day one. Slept through the night from birth, never burped nor pooped in public. As adult children, they have always had spottless records. Never a ticket, nor a sassy mouth. Rooms were always clean, shoes, and clothes properly placed in their rooms. Dishes were always carried to the dishwasher and carefully placed..so not to break .Mom was always kissed and thanked for the wonderful meal that was prepared for their nourishment. Toliets were always flushed, and they were always careful in the house in order to never break, distroy, or run over any item that could cause their father and I any stress. Charlie and I have had it so easy, it's almost embarrassing. I only wish you could have it this good.

Now.. if you believe this, I will sell you some oceanfont property in Arizona !!!
But, Charlie and I have been married 27 years. He's a keeper.